February 21, 2013
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Oh the humanity
Just so we are clear, this was written by an eccentric human and any resemblance to the meanderings of an not yet erect ape species that has the name of a popular toffee candy we used to get as kids is purely coincidental and shall be forthwith ignored.
good that is out of the way. always nice to have the disclaimers at the beginning.
so, today lets talk about the other people. cause that is usually how it works isn’t it? it is only the other people who for instance are less evolved. This is what i hear. news to me really.
i always find that statement quite intriguing too, cause i quickly rationalize in my mind as to what exactly is more evolved in the speaker that entitles them to be the spokesperson for all other greater evolved people.
it gets confusing. as it should. if you are like me, you begin to wonder what it is they are ahead of in the road of evolution , the most elastic property of life known on earth and since they have this universal knowledge, can my feeble human mind even conceive of it or understand?
i choose to live dangerously. i ask what does this particular person mean.( i find the specifics change from person to person but the general consensus remains fairly intact.)
apparently , according to the more advanced and therefore higher form of human, those of us who aren’t evolved do not understand that we must obey the gravity of the informers model of the universe.this, is the great quest of the human genome, to obey the wishes of the more advanced and evolved person.
it is all i can understand from the various reports. took some deduction though, i notice that when these highly advanced and therefore superior humans speak and talk about the less evolved , it is when they didn’t get their way. so i am pretty sure that is the key evolutionary quest, according to the higher state people.
since anthropology is my thing and i am always the dutiful servant to it, i inquire as to what a more evolved person versus a non or apparently the rest of us must strive to have in our generation genetic tradeoff.
why not? i mean we all need goals.
apparently people do not know how to listen. well, hell, i could tell you that. doesn’t mean they are less evolved.usually a chorus of i know what i am talking about and they are all misled follows.
the funny thing is, i am saying that all the time about people, i begin to actually wonder if i am more evolved. i dismiss this, how can i be more evolved? where is my genetic path going? more importantly do i have any say in it?
still, ever dutiful and wanting to learn what the greater being has to say so that i can pass it amongst my fellow lesser evolved types in the hopes of remedying the problem spur me on. i ask what is it they don’t listen to?
A whole spiel of vitamin therapy and homeopathic stuff comes out. Aha i think to myself , a witchdoctor!
you don’t see them much anymore, what with the lesser evolved people creating this highly sophisticated thing called medicine and science to eliminate what is fact or fiction.
i shrug, too each their own.
it turns out the greater evolved people are apparently sworn by some invisible agency of mind to make us humans more dependent on cockamamie snake oil tonics and cream of some animal oil grease topical smears .
why are you telling me this , i ask.
you are different mark, you are intelligent. i know you understand.i do?? ..oh ..i do!
i understand more then they can possibly know.
first the preoccupation of the social realm towards the idea of being more evolved is no different then a parent telling a kid to act it’s age.
second this whole us versus them thing is a symptom of oxytocin addiction. (as it is released through natural bonding in groups).
then a mess load of things can be listed out till the final relevant item. this person needs help.